Cthulhu 2024 Campaign

Cthulhu is not necessarily a “good” option, but they are the best of the less than ideal options. They are a powerful force that has been around since before time itself, and has proven themself to have reliable and consistent goals. They are not swayed by political ideologies, instead they are driven by logic, reason, and a firm conviction in the end of all things. They’re also a powerful figure with a strong reputation, making it less likely that they will be influenced by corporate interests or political favoritism.

Overall, we believe that Cthulhu is the “lesser evil” when it comes to the 2024 presidential election. They’re a powerful figure who is not beholden to any special interest groups and will not be influenced by corporate or political interests. We hope that the public will consider this option and make an informed decision on who to vote for.

We hope that sales of the Art Print, Tri-blend T-Shirt, Fitted 3-Layer Mask, or literally anything else, will help convince them that we’re loyal mininons who should not have their minds hollowed out.